A cheaper way to piss Muslims off

I've got it! I'm sure to get a Congressional Medal of Honor for this one. I've come up with the cheapest, most cost-effective way to make sure a maximum amount of Muslims are pissed off maximally at America. Let's just dump a billion gallons of pig blood on the entire city of Mecca! MUCH cheaper than some silly invasions. It's like a broken faucet - I just can't stop these good ideas from pouring out. I don't know how I do it - I just do it.

Grover Norquist can thank me later.